What are you doing, kid?
You use RMB in Hong Kong? Are you crazy?
I have no HK dollars my friend, it's nothing I can do
I am not your friend
Can't you see I am in uniform? Call me sir
Sir, I've been standing for an hour
I'm so thirsty how about you lend me a few dollars
When my uncle arrive, he'll pay you back
Everybody in Hong Kong needs help
Who bothers to help you?
You better beg the machine Can I?
Sir, please buy me a drink
This vending machine is not sir
You have to call him Mr. Machine
Mr. Machine, please buy me a drink
Thank you, Mr. Machine
What take my uncle so long?
Hurry up, after this we would have played 200 rounds
I haven't slept for 3 days already
What? Want to leave with the money?
Oh, shit
What's it? What?
My nephew is coming from Guangzhou today
I have to pick him up at the station see you
Blackie Tat, wanna run away?
You better clear the bills first
I didn't say I quit
But I have to pick my nephew up first
Clear the bills? You think you will win for sure
You'll know it when we finish... Ping
OK, let me say a prayer first
Oh, let me say some prayers too God of Dogs bless me
Ping, be careful
Fishy Shing, you want to pick up Ping you better go to the club
You don't have to leave your business
and play mahjong here what's so good about her?
You like her big ass
Say it to yourself it has been so many years
At least you'll have a happy ending if you get married
I haven't met the right one
The right one? You must be waiting for Blackie Tat
Who said I like him?
Everybody knows! You better think about it
Gamblers usually won't have a good ending
After my prayers, I will surely win
I will beat Blackie Tat
Touch wood
The God of Dogs? You worship a dog?
Damn you
Come on let's worry about win or lose later
Where is Ping?
She went to the toilet are you in a hurry to lose?
Damn you
Blackie Tat, you are not young anymore
He is only teasing you and you put your nephew aside
Go pick him up now
You really think I leave my nephew alone?
Honestly I'm afraid to see him
Why?
Have you heard a disease called Natural-born losing control?
What is that?
It is a disease that
a man will lose control anytime anywhere
He'll have no idea what he's done
I don't understand
Because you don't have your brain with you
This is a hereditary disease from my family
My grandmother used to be like this
Whenever her sister called her she'd gone crazy
My uncles said that
It is because the brain is affected by certain sound waves
If my nephew calls me Uncle
I'm OK but if
He formally calls me Uncle Tat I'll lose control
What will happen when you lose control?
Don't stay too long then I might rape you
That's good, I've been waiting for this
Can you still control your droppings then?
If I can't, I will do it in your mouth
It's 7 o'clock already how comes you people are still sleeping?
I really worked all night last night
I don't want your explanation
I really don't have another man
Here it is
It's been scratched
1st or 7th floor?
I don't trust you
If you don't believe it you can call him
It's better to call him here rather than looking for him each floor
Uncle Tat
What's the noise?
Danny, just open up What do you want me to do then?
You say 'I love you' 10 times then I'll open the door
Alright, I love you...
I...
I love you...
I...
I love you...
Wait. Thanks
So selfish
I love you...
Is this a swordplay from North China?
Chung, open up
Old Lady why did you attack me with your sword?
Or it is from South China?
You don't have to sting me even I guess it wrong
Bad-tempered
Uncle Tat, Uncle Tat
Good morning. Excuse me...
Why are you so noisy early in the morning?
Uncle is not here Let see check upstairs
Tat...
Tat your ass
Fine, I'll wait here
You have to go out someday
But if he doesn't, I'll be damned
The massacre in Shum Cheng? You can't run, Uncle
Comrade
Is it evacuation?
Do you know the murderer of the massacre?
Of course, that's a big news
I know he's hiding in this building
But I don't know which unit This is his picture
If I get the right one you'll be in deep shit, Ping
I'll take care of Ping, right?
You're in trouble
What's the matter? Freeze, this is the police
What's the matter? I have a sure-win hand
What's the problem, sir?
This murderer of Shum Cheng raped and killed a family of seven last night
You're a beast
It wasn't me!
Don't you remember he was with us last night?
Oh yes, I was with you last night
Sir, maybe you've made a mistake
We have witness
Who's it?
That's him
Do you recognize me? I'm Sing
You son of a bitch
Yes, that's me, Uncle Tat
Let me go Police
Uncle Tat
Please help me
Don't worry. He'll be OK soon
I said don't worry
What have I done?
You just... that cop, Uncle Tat
Help me
He loses control of himself
Help me, partner
My uncle is not a rapist
Help me...
Stop
Don't do that
Hereditary lost of control
It's my turn finally
What are you doing? Why are you using the cutting board?
I'm sorry. I was a bit emotional
Sorry, I was a bit emotional
Sorry...
Nuts
Sorry...
Look at yourself
You look like monster, look at your hair
I thought it's popular in Hong Kong
Popular your ass
Again? Take it off
I've told you the kids from China is cold-blooded
No sense of belonging
Call the cop?
I am the murderer of Shum Cheng?
What are you then?
The rapist of Guangzhou? You son of a bitch
This is such a stupid old trick
There's a lighter inside the can
In the past, it was so obvious that
You were the one who informed the police
Otherwise how could your dad
Be the first person to be executed during the Cultural Revolution
The little girl is falling, watch out!
She's falling
Lost of control
Chee?
You can see through the wall?
Yes, if I want to
What's the color of my underwear?
You haven't worn any
Wait a moment
What are these?
Birds
What kind of bird?
Those that can't fly
What are the hidden ones?
3 green in the middle, 4 red on right and 4 white on the left
That's all
This is not real
Fuck you
What you see in front of you is not concrete. It's money
Money is everywhere in Hong Kong Remember this
Be hygienic, pick it up
Sing, did you say after your sickness at 9
You realized you have a supernatural power
Did the head of your unit know?
Oh yes Oh yes?
Did they ask you to work for them?
Of course they did What then?
I was asked to patrol the city the 1st year
To see if the underground piping was OK
If yes, I had to ask for repair
I was doing good the 2nd year
I was promoted to be a customs officer
But after they installed an X-ray machine
I lost my job at once
I am lucky this time
Why?
All you have to do is to use your supernatural power in gambling
Then we'll be rich
I don't know how to gamble
I just played mahjong a few times
Count on me. There're a lot of things that you don't know
If you don't understand, ask
This is the Paradise of the rich
You can be like them if you have money
Good food, good house, good clothes beautiful cars and women
What if I don't have money?
No money? It will be like the two of us
Give up everything
Watch out kids
In Hong Kong you must say the right things
When you have the chance, don't miss it
Do you wanna do it?
Are you doing it?
Yes, of course yes
Which one are you good at?
I am good at this
How are you doing? Uncle Tat this's my fiancée
Really?
This is my nephew Sing, say hello
Hello
Miss, I'll do it
Not this one
My nephew just arrived from China
I'll get married soon I didn't work in the club already
Congratulations
Thank you Say congratulation
Say it
I'll come to your wedding
On your wedding day, I will surely come
Come, come your ass
You teach me so
Bullshit!
Say sorry! Sorry...
Sorry That's ok
I won't go He won't go
My uncle will go for me I...
Let's go for her
Let's go
Everybody likes to gamble in Hong Kong
It can roughly be divided into...
Mahjong, Tin Kau, Pai Kau Poker, Dice etc
How about insect fighting?
Insect
You think this is China?
How about horse? Horseracing is popular here
I can't put a horse on the table to show you
After the training of these few days
Although you are not an expert at least you are getting familiar
How about this hand?
I'll rearrange them like this
Are you sure?
I'm just making it fun, Uncle Don't you like it?
Bet...
Please put down your bet
Last call, bet please...
4, 5 and 6. Big
Big
What happened?
Everybody's gambling on one table
I heard that the nephew of Blackie Tat
He just arrived from China and won 10 games in a row
The house almost goes broken
Open, 4, 5, 6, 15 points. Big
That's weird
I'll take a leak. You'd better watch
Put down your bet
This is 13 points. Big Please put down your bet
Don't push the house too far
Or we won't get much out of it
What does it mean?
We'll have to lose this time together with others
OK, small this time
Small...
Last call please
13 points
Open, 2, 5, 6, 13 points. Big
13 points
You're crazy You bet on small and 13 together
What? You're setting me up
I win while you lose. I like it
So what
You son of a bitch
I just like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous
Then that's fine Why don't you hit the other side also?
Uncle...
Old man, don't get yourself killed for the money
You're not having much luck
I like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous
Then that's fine.
Do you know who I am?
I don't give a shit
Old man, you're talking too much I'll fix you up
Don't go. Let me do it
Uncle, trust me
I can do it now You?
Do I look like I can't?
That's exactly what you look
Don't let my appearance fool you
My friend...
Uncle... You can't beat old man
I'll beat you too, kid. Get him
Don't, don't hurt his head
Don't hurt his head
Go away
Are you OK?
I'm fine
Hold on
This one hurts. Oh it hurts
You think you're a good fighter?
If your brain is hurt what do I do then?
You'll be dead now if I didn't give a hand
This kind of things happened to me every week
I like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous
Then that's fine
It's my duty to protect my nephew
Go first if this happens again
Get it?
Sorry
Do me a favor, comrade I'll remember you
Hold tight
Thank you
I will marry you later
You don't have to drive so fast actually
My danger is over
Yours is over, how about mine?
This's the fastest
Why do you stop?
No gasoline
Don't worry, Miss, I'll be around
Why are there so many people going after you?
I killed their boss
I'll kill you if you run
Brother
We're all friends and brothers
Maybe we'll be one family in our next life
We should not attack each other for such a small thing
I do understand your feeling now
Because my brother died when I was three
Not only that my younger brother died when I was four
You talk too much, where are you from?
I'm from Guangzhou
Let's kill the bloody Chinese gangsters
Stand aside
Billy
Step aside, brother
You, stand aside please
Let me do it
It's my turn now. Hey, look over there
See you later, kid
Why are you calling me kid?
What's your name comrade?
My name is Yee Mong
Yee Mong
Bye-bye
Her mole is so tempting
Yee Mong, I am actually a good fighter
I really am, don't you trust me?
Yes, I do
I don't think you do
Believe me, I do
You only want me to show you my skills
Don't... I don't believe then
If you don't believe, I'll have to prove
I know you will say this
Then it's OK now
Don't fight
Where is Mr. Hung?
Mr. Hung is having a game with Mr. Chan from Taiwan
Wait until he finishes his game
If we both have a flush, I'm bigger
OK, 5 million
But don't forget I might have a royal flush
If so, you won't look so nervous
I don't believe you have a royal flush I'll add 5 million
Why don't you simply show your hand?
How much have you got?
Around 8 million
OK, I will add 8 million
Mr. Hung you have misjudged me this time
I really have a royal flush
What a coincidence
Mr. Hung, this is exactly the situation
in which big money is lost, isn't it?
Wait a minute
You are right
Damn coincidence makes one lose
Damn it
Chung, I'm sorry
You're lucky this time
You'll not be so lucky next time
It's not luck that I have, it's ability
You'd better watch out in next month's
World Gamblers Championship
You're too arrogant
I will definitely be the Champion
Let's go
Mr. Hung, Yee Mong has fixed Keung
Well done
It's nothing
By the way, in the casino just now
There's an interesting man
Doctor said Chee's operation will cost $100,000
Now the money we've got is not enough
Why don't we go to the race course tomorrow?
I have some exclusive tips
Do your tips work?
I know the horse's owner
So you little bastard finally come back
Uncle always... Yee Mong
This is too early for dreaming
Let's plan our bets tomorrow in the race course
How about this round?
No. 3 looks a little depressed
No. 4 has some respiratory problem
No. 5 and 6 keep talking
I think No. 7 is the most aggressive Let's bet on No. 7
Are you serious? No. 7 will not win
Damn you. Trying to fool me
You can even see that No. 7 is aggressive?
All the experts are saying that it will fail
If the experts are so good they should all be rich then
Let's go
Oh yes, you're the best
I'm not blaming you Horses are different from Mahjong
You can't be totally out of line
This No. 7 is ridiculous
Stay here. I'll place my bet
Don't you trust me anymore, Uncle?
It's done
Do the tips work?
I will bet my life on it
No. 6 with No. 2, 3 or 4, Quenelle
$100 each bet
Thanks
Hurry...
Go faster, I've bet my life on it
No. 7! I should have trusted you!
I lose my life
That's great
Uncle
We've made it. Did you bet on No. 7?
The damage is already done
Only a little bit
I saw a friend there. Let me go over
Wait... What should I bet on this time?
I think...
Don't speak up
Write it here
Don't look
Ok
No. 6, we'll be rich
That's not necessary, Shing
Luk. Shing
What a coincidence
Did anything happen to Luk?
I want to take a bet for Chee...
to get the operation fee But she lost it all
Is Chee sick?
She's got a heart-disease and need money for operation
But she lost all her money. Poor Chee
Luk
Can you show me your ticket?
Here! It's useless now
Not really! Let see if I can help
The only thing you can help is
to give me some money
I'll do my best, ok?
No. 7 has won just now
That's great
I'll bet on No. 6 next Of course
You win because of me You'd better buy me dinner
Of course
No. 6, No. 6...
I see smoke coming out from his head
No. 9?
Don't...
Don't look at me like that I'm the victim too
We trust the wrong person
Luk the bastard asked me to bet on No. 6
Luk, look
He turned it into No. 7
That means we've made it
You can change the number?
That's right, he can do it
Luk, go and get the money now
Don't gamble anymore
I know, Sing I want to thank you for Chee
That's enough. Go get the money first
Hey, kid, you really know how to do it?
Please turn my No. 6 into No. 9 then
I just wrote No. 9
But I put my bet on No. 6 Stop the crap, come on
I can't Every time I use my supernatural power
I need to rest for 1 or 2 months
Can't change anymore
1 or 2 months?
That means we don't have to gamble anymore after today
Let's gamble on soccer
Soccer? Can you do that?
How's that? The doctor said that this is an excellent medicine
You'll recover soon. Getting better?
Guess what have I got?
Fingers
I've told you the western medicine doesn't work
Let me give you a special recipe
Sing
Sing, just stay where you are Chee wants to see you
That's right
Good girl. Chee
What happened to Ping's mouth?
It's nothing
Luk said you can change anything you want
What can I do for you?
I just want you to change here for me
I want them to be bigger
But I'm afraid I'll make it even smaller
Alright with me too
Then you can reduce the size of my ass
Tat. Blackie Tat
Come... There's a letter
What is it? A letter
Give it to me
Look What's that?
What letter is that?
An invitation
Hung Kwong is the most prominent man among the gangsters
His nickname is King of Gamblers
He is paying some attention on both of us
It's an opportunity for us
Only can we become his right hands
We'll have endless money
Even we do not stay with him we can still make money
I know
They've made it clear already
if you don't help him this time
We will be dead-men soon
But I've lost my power now
He will also kill us if he knows it
That's why we can't let him know
Don't gamble with him just show your power to scare him
Don't be too serious
Did you see those Aces?
No
One
Two
Three
And four
There are only 3
This is called rumor
When you become famous
you have to watch your posture
After that, you have to package yourself
Put it on
This is perfect
And this one too, put it on
Overcoat, I've seen it in China
Be serious
Every one on the gambling table has his own style
This is the scare armor for the Gambling Saint
That's right
From now on your nickname will be the Gambling Saint
You'll have your own style
The Gambling Saint
May I know how to spell the nickname?
Bull shit
Shit
Stop playing with the dirty stuff
Put on the sunglasses so that none can see your eyes
Also, put some gel on your hair to look tougher
I can't do this Why not?
Really not Why not?
I hate styling gel
Don't push me. Uncle Tat
Where's the little bastard?
Come here, put on some gel
Gel on the moustache how about my armpit?
Don't kid, come on It's true
I'm serious I don't want to gel the whole body
Uncle Tat, I want to tell you
It is all useless if I don't look tough
That's why you need this gel on your hair. Then you look tough
Please don't, it stinks
Stink your ass, I have it all over my face and can't smell it
Come here, smell Together
Oh, shit
Your appearance is OK but you need to watch your posture
This I can't teach you you better watch the video
The God of Gambler
He looks great, I admire him so much
I will never look like him
That's why you need to learn
Why is he walking so slowly?
Is that a wig?
What? I've washed it many times and it still smells
What time shall we meet him?
7 o'clock
Mr. Hung, he's here
Please
You should be proud of yourself you even walk differently
Are you Mr. Hung?
Right
What can I do for you, Mr. Hung?
I always like to gamble with the youngsters
Why don't we forget about gambling?
I can show you some of my tricks And that's it for today
Show your tricks
This is a good one I haven't seen before
Wrong
This means prosperity for everyone
Full of fortune for the whole family
Can you see the Aces?
Don't screw up this one
This is called vanishing Everything's gone
Are you OK? I hope I haven't hurt you
I knew these tricks when I was a kid
We'd better talk about gambling
I hope that's not necessary
Why can't let me in? You can't go in
I can't? I am his uncle as well as his manager
What are you doing inside?
It's none of your business
Leave him alone then. Can I sit down?
This $500,000 is your capital
We'll play around of dice. You don't have to pay me back if you lose
If you win, the money is all yours
That's nice Then you don't have to worry
Play it slowly then. Good luck
Ready the dices
Ok
Mr. Hung
You first
Thanks. Give me new dices
I have to use ivory dices
Those three were made by ivory
I mean ivory from North Pole Elephant North Pole?
Forget it I'll live with Indian elephant
You can start
Come on
$50,000 for big
Are you sure?
Big or small?
Please give me some change I'll bet $50 small
No, minimum bet is $50,000
Open 3, 5 and 5, big
Mr. Hung, I think this guy is a fool
OK, let me show his hand, small
I don't believe you can see through the cup
Who do you think you are?
I don't believe it, too bad
That's not bad you must have practiced a lot
Great. What's the matter?
Great. Terrific, Good
Yee Mong Mr. Hung
Give him another $500,000
Alright Mr. Hung
It's time for dinner Can I invite both of you to dinner?
Mr. Hung asked me to give you $500,000 He wishes you can win
No problem, just tell me, I will win
Let's start
Please put down your bets
4, 5 and 6, big
Open
3, 2 and 2, small
So the kid likes Yee Mong
3, 5 and 6, big
3, 4 and 1, small
That's great, 3 sixes, 3-of-a-kind
Cheer up
I hope you can work for me Alright
No need to explain I've been waiting so long
Don't worry, he will call us back
Mr. Hung, shall I call him back?
No, don't push him too much
Better set him up slowly
They didn't ask for us
Is it? We better go back ourselves
My Yee Mong
Stop dreaming why does Mr. Hung invite you?
Because I could see through things
Really?
Do I wear underpants?
You've worn Luk's
Did you win then?
Just a few million
Over a million it's good enough for a house
I've given the money away as tips
You gave out a million as tips?
You told me to have style and treat money as shit
You're not young anymore, don't pretend
Someone can see through things in this world
You are now with Hung Kwong
Don't let him know who you really are
Are you kidding, boss? You just give us $700,000 each month
I didn't say I want you I just want your nephew
If you want my nephew you have to sign me too
There are some conditions
We need body guards for cars we want Rolls Royce
For flying, we want first class, and...
Stop for now I'll leave this condition open for you
You can add this later Is it okay with you?
More or less
My conditions are much simpler
I need your nephew to represent Taiwan
To win the World Gambler Championship
Then you'll have everything you want
If not, you are breaking the contract
I'll do my best, it's difficult to say
Remember breaking contract means death for you
Is there such term in the contract? It's just been added
Mr. Hung, we've just checked
The kid is going to sign with Chung tomorrow
As soon as he signs the contract with them
Even if we get him
According to the regulations
We can't send him for the Championship
But we cannot let him represent Taiwan too
Betray me? Take her to the dogs
I didn't do it, I didn't do it
Better sign everything according to your conditions
Yes, except the condition you just said
In this World Gambler Championship the reward is ten million
Do I have to explain to you? No
English? Let me do it. A, B, C, OK
Sign here? It's your turn
Why did the Taiwanese don't look at you when he speaks
I don't know
Never mind rich people have peculiar temper
But I have something to ask him face to face
Hey Boss my nephew has something to ask you
I had something to ask you It's about...
Don't ask...
Better ask now if you had something in mind. Ask then
Oh, I just want to know why you always look up
Done
Follow me, let's hide in the room
Run faster
Oh, no
The exit...
Up-stairs... Quick
Let's go up-stair